In Memmorium
This day marks the twenty-fifth anniversary of the death of WW II fighter pilot Bucky Lorenzo. He will be remembered in history as the only man to remove a fellow pilot’s appendix in combat, fly over the German Province of Dusseldorf when it was being visited by Hitler, and rescue twenty chickens from a burning coop. But what he will most be remembered for is his shooting down twelve German aircraft within an hour*.
May he rest in peace.
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*Lorenzo will be remembered for this feat because he shot down those German planes in 1951, after the war had ended. Needless to say, the president was very upset.
