The Riot to Bare Arms
Unknown to most historians and stupid people, the highly controversial right was instigated not in fear of another English invasion but to impose a universal dress code on the nation. In those days it was widely considered highly immodest to show any skin above the hands or bellow the chin (in women). In England this was considered an unwritten law, but in the southern colonies it was becoming ignored. Due to the often extreme heat, it was neither healthy nor comfortable for women to wear long sleeves. This made them highly irritable (more than usual) and caused them to lash out violently at whatever they believed to be the source of their suffering, most often their husbands. The henpecked husbands of the south formed a committee in the summer of 1779 to discuss the problem. They concluded that in areas of more mild temperature, such as the New England states or Europe, women did not needto roll up their sleeves. Faced with the problem of mass migration or constant nagging, the committee decided to submit a bill demanding the right to bare arms. At first Congress was slit over the issue but later concluded that it would keep the general welfare of the South. At this point, the English language had no set definitions for spelling and to this day the right to bare arms is known as the right to bear arms.
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