Archive for April, 2007

The Most Glorious and Magnificent Society of New World Kings and Meglomaniacs

April 27, 2007

Historians, after going over the documents found in Philodelphia, agree in unision that the continental congress was a ploy to carve up the Americas into a confederacy of kingdoms. The members of congress were all part of an ancient society of control freaks and meglomaniacs whose actual purpose in meeting was to plan their grim [...]

The American Revalation

April 17, 2007

Within the papers discovered in Philadelphia, a shocking document has been found.
It reads as follows:
The High Council has been investigating you, brother-questions are being raised as to your motives. They are content to let you play at your game of presidency but Brother Madison and Brother Handcock are beginning to suspekt [sic]. I implore you, [...]