The American Revalation
Within the papers discovered in Philadelphia, a shocking document has been found.
It reads as follows:
The High Council has been investigating you, brother-questions are being raised as to your motives. They are content to let you play at your game of presidency but Brother Madison and Brother Handcock are beginning to suspekt [sic]. I implore you, George, do not follow through with your plans to march on the city! The Council is strong and they can bring the entire nation down against you! Wait until the time is ripe and this pathetic republic becomes the empire we plan it to!
Your affectionate brother,
Jefferson Adams
Obviously, George Washington the “hero” planned not become king of the Americas but the emperor. Additionally, historians and political scientists working with Vatican experts on Gnostic groups and cults have been able to decipher from the enigmatic letter that George Washington and possibly all the founding fathers belonged to a secret society bent on a totalitarian empire. The search for more documents to shed light on this mystery continues.
Truth of the Day: Despite the rumors, the Pope has not entered the International Kickboxing Tournament.
