The Most Glorious and Magnificent Society of New World Kings and Meglomaniacs
Historians, after going over the documents found in Philodelphia, agree in unision that the continental congress was a ploy to carve up the Americas into a confederacy of kingdoms. The members of congress were all part of an ancient society of control freaks and meglomaniacs whose actual purpose in meeting was to plan their grim take over, to free and arm large numbers of colobus monkeys, and to engage in ale quaffings (today known as beer chuggings)!
Truth of the Day: It is illegal to put squirells down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
