You have entered The Gloaming, a mysterious realm that will tantilize your senses and challenge your intellectual limitations. A place where the truths, as well as countless lies, of life, the universe, and everything will be exposed. Philosophical and often disturbing questions will be raised and sarcastic and cynical comments will be everywhere. It is suggested that those with less agile minds or a devotion to reality leave now or go insane, running around in circles tearing your hair and screaming.
It has been deemed neccessary that a basic outline be given of the blog (blog meaning public access posts, not a Balkaan swamp as popularily believed). In truth (which is lowly regarded here) there is no outline except for the end of the blog where there will be typed the truth of the day.
The Gloaming closes with two reminders:
1) The Gloaming is not liable for any injuries that may and probably will be received when taunting monkeys.
2) The Gloaming must remind any particularly thick readers that the Truth of the Day is located at the end of this.
The Truth of the Day: Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
